A spectre is haunting the fast food industry - the spectre of Kansas Greased Birds. All the old fast food restaurants have entered in an alliance to exorcise this spectre from the industry: Burger King and Yum! Brands, Ray Croc and Tom Monaghan, food critics and hardcore vegans.
Where is the restaurant in opposition that has not been decried as too greasy by its opponents in the industry? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Kansas Greased Birds, against the more advanced opposition restaurants, as well as against its non-creative adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
- Kansas Greased Birds is already acknowledged by all fast food restaurants to be itself a restaurant.
- It is high time that Kansas Greased Birds should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their menus, their nutrition facts, their employee practices, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Kansas Greased Birds with a manifesto of the restaurant itself.
To this end, Kansas Greased Birdses of various business locations have assembled in Olathe and sketched the following website, to be published on the internet.